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Just Another Day in DC Mints – Political Humor Novelty Candy

WASHINGTON D.C. IS A THREE RING CIRCUS – PT Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute,” and every election cycle the American people prove that by putting clowns into powerful positions. Another Day in D.C. Mints are made for those awakened to the show. CHOCOLATE, BUT FIRST CRAP – Your coffee just doesn’t taste the same after watching the morning news. It takes on a hint of poo mixed with frustration and desperation. Relieve that with Another Day D.C. Mints. Contains approximately 165 chocolate breath mints. FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR LOVERS OF POLITICS – Do you like spending hours detailing how the country is going downhill? Another Day in D.C. Mints make awesome stocking stuffers for the politically savvy that like a little giggle with their morning news.

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Another Day in DC Mints

You have to laugh to stop the tears

Anyone who watches the news or experiences life on a daily basis knows that the people in charge of this country are a bunch of clowns. Democrat or Republican, all we can do is sit back watch the circus play out before our eyes. Another Day in DC Mints will freshen your breath against all the crap they’re trying to get us to swallow.

Funny Political Gift for Friends and Family

We wake up every day hearing how both sides of the aisle are screwing us over. It’s such a circus, they should wear funny hats and squirt each other with seltzer…but that only happens on election years. They spend so much time shoveling crap down our throats that Another Day in DC Mints are the only way to get that bad taste out of your mouth.

It’s loaded with approximately 165 chocolate flavored mints and makes the perfect silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, adult Easter baskets or election night parties.

WASHINGTON D.C. IS A THREE RING CIRCUS – PT Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute,” and every election cycle the American people prove that by putting clowns into powerful positions. Another Day in D.C. Mints are made for those awakened to the show.
CHOCOLATE, BUT FIRST CRAP – Your coffee just doesn’t taste the same after watching the morning news. It takes on a hint of poo mixed with frustration and desperation. Relieve that with Another Day D.C. Mints. Contains approximately 165 chocolate breath mints.
FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR LOVERS OF POLITICS – Do you like spending hours detailing how the country is going downhill? Another Day in D.C. Mints make awesome stocking stuffers for the politically savvy that like a little giggle with their morning news.
POLITICAL GIFTS ARE THE BEST GIFTS – Electing to give a tin of funny clown mints in a care package, gift basket, Christmas stocking, or Secret Santa gift gives friends and family a funny surprise for birthdays, holidays, or just because you know they’re shaking their head at the daily freak show. Were you invited to a White Elephant Party and have no idea what to get? Another Day in D.C. Mints will brighten any event.
MADE IN THE USA – or Russia, depending on who you ask. But, no, seriously, ‘Murica.

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